
June 11, 2018 · St. Petersburg, Florida
Florida Man Breaks Into Home, Steals Alcohol, Poops on Floor, Falls Asleep on Couch
81
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Florida Man score
Certified wild
Florida Man allegedly breaks into a home, steals alcohol, poops on the floor and falls asleep.
A man identified as Houldin broke into a St. Petersburg home on June 11, 2018, stole and drank several bottles of alcohol, defecated throughout the house and back yard, and fell asleep on the couch. Officers found him half-dressed in the backyard still holding a stolen wine bottle. He admitted to entering the home and was charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling.
Score breakdown
Absurdity22/25
Humor22/25
Florida Factor13/20
Unexpectedness12/15
Headline Quality8/10
Source Quality4/5
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