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September 12, 2026 · Lehigh Acres, Florida

Florida Man Does Doughnuts in 7-Eleven Parking Lot, Ditches His Own Wallet Fleeing Troopers

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Pretty wild

Florida Man allegedly does doughnuts in a convenience store parking lot, then throws his own wallet under a tree while fleeing troopers.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers tried to stop a driver performing doughnuts in a 7-Eleven parking lot near State Road 82 and Sunshine Boulevard in Lehigh Acres just before midnight on September 12, 2026. Instead of pulling over, the driver fled on foot within the lot and tossed his wallet under a nearby tree in an apparent attempt to hide his identity; troopers recovered it and identified him as 30-year-old Robins Wilky Alexandre. A search turned up cocaine concealed in his boot. Alexandre was charged with fleeing and eluding, resisting without violence, street racing and stunt driving, tampering with evidence, cocaine possession, habitual driving with a revoked license, and reckless driving.

Score breakdown

Absurdity19/25
Humor20/25
Florida Factor14/20
Unexpectedness11/15
Headline Quality8/10
Source Quality4/5

Original source

Tampa Free Press ↗

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