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August 26, 2023 · Atlantic Ocean (Florida resident), Florida

Florida Man Arrested Trying to Cross the Atlantic Ocean in a Giant Hamster Wheel

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A Florida marathon runner is intercepted by the Coast Guard while attempting to 'run' to London in a homemade floating hamster wheel.

The U.S. Coast Guard found a 44-year-old Florida man about 70 nautical miles off Tybee Island, Georgia, inside a homemade 'hydro-pod' built from wiring and buoys, as Hurricane Franklin approached. He told officers he was trying to run all the way to London. During a three-day standoff he claimed to be armed and threatened to detonate a bomb, which he later admitted did not exist. It was not his first attempt to cross open water in a human-powered vessel. He tried a similar trip toward New York in 2021.

Score breakdown

Absurdity25/25
Humor23/25
Florida Factor18/20
Unexpectedness15/15
Headline Quality9/10
Source Quality5/5

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