A disorderly man standing on chairs and cursing at diners tells the deputies who arrive to instead go get Dunkin' Donuts.

The manager of Latino America Restaurant in Naples told Collier County deputies that 55-year-old John Toddy slammed the outdoor menu sign, then went inside, stood on chairs, and stuck his middle finger up at patrons while shouting and cursing. When deputies arrived, Toddy, described as having bloodshot, watery eyes and slurred speech, told them to 'get back in your car and go to Dunkin' Donuts.' He was charged with disorderly intoxication.