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June 11, 2019 · Naples, Florida

Naked Florida Man Dances at McDonald's, Tries to Have Sex with Railing

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Pretty wild

A man strips naked in a Naples McDonald's, performs a 'strange dance,' and appears to try to have relations with a railing.

Collier County deputies responded to a Naples McDonald's on Tamiami Trail East after witnesses reported a man taking off his clothes and dancing strangely, appearing to try to have sexual contact with a railing. The man was identified as 62-year-old John Francis Morgan, who had been warned the night before to stay away from the restaurant after a prior trespass warning. He was arrested and charged with trespass on property other than a structure.

Score breakdown

Absurdity21/25
Humor20/25
Florida Factor12/20
Unexpectedness12/15
Headline Quality8/10
Source Quality4/5

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