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October 31, 2023 · Seminole, Florida

Florida Man Dressed as FBI Pistol-Whips Haunted House Host with BB Gun

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Florida Man score

Classic Florida

Content note

This incident involved a real injury: the victim was struck in the face and sustained significant injury.

A man dressed as an FBI agent visiting a free haunted house strikes the host in the face with an airsoft handgun, then says he thought he was a statue.

Deputies said 20-year-old Ingus Schusser, wearing an FBI jacket and body armor and carrying an airsoft handgun resembling a Glock, visited a free haunted house at a Seminole home on Halloween night. Rounding a corner, he struck the 47-year-old host (who was in costume but not actively performing) in the face with the gun's handle, causing significant injury. Schusser reportedly laughed afterward and was unapologetic. He was arrested and charged with aggravated battery and possession of body armor during commission of a felony.

Score breakdown

Absurdity18/25
Humor7/25
Florida Factor10/20
Unexpectedness12/15
Headline Quality7/10
Source Quality4/5

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