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November 13, 2023 · Polk County, Florida

Florida Man with 'ALL GAS No Brakes' Neck Tattoo Crashes While Fleeing Police

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Pretty wild

A man with a neck tattoo reading 'All gas, no brakes' lives up to it, crashing at high speed while fleeing a string of car burglaries.

Polk County deputies responded to a report of car burglaries in the Preservation Pointe neighborhood around 3:30 a.m. and spotted 37-year-old Timothy Allen Hogue and 31-year-old Rebecca Kozub in a white Cadillac. When a deputy tried to stop them, Hogue sped off and later crashed into a parked car at high speed. Sheriff Grady Judd noted Hogue has a neck tattoo reading 'All gas, no brakes.' Hogue was treated at a hospital and later admitted to the burglaries, blaming the idea on Kozub. He was charged with multiple counts of burglary, fleeing to elude, conspiracy, and drug possession.

Score breakdown

Absurdity19/25
Humor19/25
Florida Factor13/20
Unexpectedness11/15
Headline Quality9/10
Source Quality5/5

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