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October 15, 2023 · Marion County, Florida

Florida Man Headbutts Car Window, Flops Out Like a Dolphin, Says He's 'High as F--k'

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Pretty wild

A man fleeing deputies at high speed crashes through a fence, headbutts his own car window open, and flops out onto the ground.

The Marion County Sheriff's Office said 24-year-old Tyler Fayconsolo led deputies on a chase reaching speeds up to 100 mph after leaving a Circle K, until spike strips deflated his tires and a concrete fence stopped the car. Dashcam video showed Fayconsolo headbutt the passenger window open and come 'flying out like a dolphin' before running from a K-9 officer, who caught him. At the hospital, Fayconsolo told deputies he was 'high as f***' before being booked on charges including DUI and aggravated fleeing.

Score breakdown

Absurdity21/25
Humor20/25
Florida Factor12/20
Unexpectedness13/15
Headline Quality9/10
Source Quality4/5

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