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March 8, 2020 · Palm Coast, Florida

Florida Man Flashes Fake U.S. Marshal Badge After Getting Caught Stealing Potatoes and Fish

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A Florida man tries to leave a Publix with stolen groceries and claims to be a federal marshal when a loss prevention officer stops him.

Leroy Stotelmyer, 60, allegedly tried to walk out of a Palm Coast Publix with two boxes of potatoes and a grouper filet without paying. When a loss prevention employee stopped him, Stotelmyer claimed to be a U.S. Marshal and displayed a fake badge in a black holder, then later told deputies at his home he was an 'Air Marshal Flight Examiner.' He was arrested on March 8, 2020 and charged with false impersonation of a federal law enforcement officer, petit shoplifting, and resisting a merchant.

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Humor21/25
Florida Factor16/20
Unexpectedness13/15
Headline Quality9/10
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