
March 24, 2025 · Palm Bay, Florida
Florida Man Dressed as Ronald McDonald Arrested, Tells Cops 'I Am a Clown, Stupid'
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Florida Man dressed as Ronald McDonald gets arrested for trespassing and has a message for the officer who called him a clown.
Christopher Wayne Marlowe, 40, was arrested at a Palm Bay shopping plaza on March 24, 2025, after police responded to complaints about a man in full clown makeup and a Ronald McDonald-style costume causing a disturbance. When an officer told him he looked like a clown, Marlowe shot back, 'I am a clown, stupid!' Deputies found a box full of clown noses and extra costume pieces in his bag. He was booked into the Brevard County Jail on trespassing and resisting-an-officer-with-violence charges.
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