
August 26, 2019 · Apopka, Florida
Nearly Naked Florida Man Breaks into School, Smears Feces and Cake Frosting Everywhere
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Pretty wild
A half-naked man breaks into an elementary school and smears feces and stolen cake frosting across classrooms and hallways.
Seminole County deputies said 25-year-old Christian Dominic Shay broke into Bear Lake Elementary School in Apopka while half-naked and spread cake frosting and human feces across a classroom, leaving frosting and bare footprints on the floor, handprints on a window ledge, a stapler in a toilet, and a feces-covered TV remote. Detectives identified Shay through surveillance footage months later; he told them he believed he committed the offenses after smoking a marijuana blunt he suspected had been laced with an unknown substance. He was charged with petit theft, criminal mischief, exposure of sexual organs, and creating a nuisance injurious to health.
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