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September 6, 2026 · Oviedo, Florida

Florida Man Wearing Only a G-String and Sneakers Arrested in Target Parking Lot

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Pretty wild

A Florida man is arrested for indecent exposure after being found wearing only a teal G-string and sneakers in a Target parking lot.

Nicholas Lydic, 41, of Longwood, was confronted by a Seminole County deputy after a caller reported a man touching himself while wearing only a teal G-string and white tennis shoes outside his car in the parking lot of a Target on Oviedo Mall Boulevard. Lydic told the deputy he was 'outside his car changing because he got wet' and denied the other allegations, but was charged with indecent exposure of sexual organs. A search of his vehicle turned up a backpack containing women's underwear and multiple sex toys, and records showed a prior indecent exposure conviction from the previous year in Volusia County.

Score breakdown

Absurdity20/25
Humor19/25
Florida Factor15/20
Unexpectedness11/15
Headline Quality8/10
Source Quality5/5

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