Florida Man allegedly steals cigarettes, declares himself God, then gets caught with meth in his sock.

Tyler Voisard, freshly 18, allegedly stole two packs of cigarettes worth $19.62 from a Davenport 7-Eleven on March 4, 2026. Confronted outside by deputies, he declared, 'I'm God, and I'm leaving here in two seconds,' before running off; he was caught shortly after. At the Polk County jail, deputies said they found methamphetamine hidden in his sock. He was charged with burglary of an occupied structure, resisting an officer, drug possession, and introducing contraband into a detention facility.