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July 25, 2019 · Pasco County, Florida

Florida Man Breaks Into Home and Blames the Horse

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Florida Man score

Certified wild

A homeowner catches a man breaking into his vacant house, with a horse in tow.

Homeowner Steve Ferguson got a security alert showing a man wandering his Pasco County property with a horse beside him. When confronted, 52-year-old Lonnie Maddox, known locally as 'Rooster,' said the horse had broken into the yard and he'd followed it in to retrieve it. Surveillance video told a different story: Maddox tried the padlocked front door before breaking a back window to get inside. He didn't own the horse. It had been borrowed and was later returned to its actual owner. Maddox was charged with burglary of a dwelling.

Score breakdown

Absurdity22/25
Humor22/25
Florida Factor16/20
Unexpectedness13/15
Headline Quality8/10
Source Quality5/5

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