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July 15, 2024 · New Smyrna Beach, Florida

Florida Man Hides in Walgreens Bathroom for 5 Hours, Then Raids the Snack Aisle

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Florida Man hides in a Walgreens bathroom for five hours, then goes on an after-hours snack raid.

Christopher Morgan entered a New Smyrna Beach Walgreens around 9:40 p.m. on July 14, 2024, and locked himself in the restroom. Nearly five hours later, police say he emerged and roamed the closed store, helping himself to Tostitos spinach dip, Reese's and Ghirardelli chocolate, a Dr. Pepper, and a pack of Newport cigarettes. Officers arrived after an alarm company reported someone locked inside, and Morgan was arrested on burglary, theft, and battery-on-an-officer charges.

Score breakdown

Absurdity21/25
Humor23/25
Florida Factor14/20
Unexpectedness12/15
Headline Quality9/10
Source Quality5/5

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FOX 13 Tampa Bay ↗

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