Florida Man causes six figures in damage with a stolen forklift, then blames a hookah-smoking caterpillar.

Matthew Horace Jones broke into a fenced construction site in Crestview and used a forklift to cause more than $100,000 in damage to a liquor store under construction, at one point aiming the forklift at responding officers before they stopped him at gunpoint. Identifying himself as 'Alice Wonderland,' Jones told police a hookah-smoking caterpillar was behind the rampage and that he had 'a problem with building a place to sell alcohol.' He was charged with felony grand theft and criminal mischief.