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September 9, 2019 · Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Florida Man Smashes 20 Car Windows, Says Trump Owes Him 1 Trillion Dollars

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Certified wild

A homeless man goes on a window-smashing spree through a hotel parking lot and offers an extraordinary explanation.

Okaloosa County deputies arrested 30-year-old Justin James Wilson after he used rocks and a belt buckle to smash the windows of at least 20 cars parked at a Holiday Inn Resort on Okaloosa Island, causing roughly $30,000 in damage. When confronted, Wilson admitted to breaking the windows, telling deputies: 'Take me to jail. I did it because Donald Trump owes me one trillion dollars and these vehicles belong to the mafia.' He faced 14 felony and six misdemeanor counts of criminal mischief.

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Absurdity21/25
Humor19/25
Florida Factor13/20
Unexpectedness13/15
Headline Quality9/10
Source Quality5/5

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